alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Ripped tights are super easy!
Make a little hole
And then stretch them to make it run!
It works best if you’re actually wearing them. Here’s a video.
Progess on my douchetastic 70s Lady!Spike costume! All that’s left is some of the jewelry, ripping and safety pinning the ever loving fuck out of the shirt, and bleaching my hair.
Looks like my streak of villain/antihero with buttcape Comic Con costumes isn’t over yet. I have a type and it is overdramatic fuckwits
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
ERICA THAT IS YOU
Hell yeah I wanna be cuddled by NPH.
YOU are NPH.
Balls that’s even better!!
I’m positive this is exactly what is going to happen when I next see you. But it’ll probably be a Flemish giant.
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM