1. First impression: DUDE this chick plays soccer and everyone loves her and she  is super cute she’s never gonna want to talk to a loser like me.

2. Truth is: Together, we are Mega-Losertron
3. How old do you look: Perfectly aged, like fancy cheese
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yep.
5. Have you ever made me mad: You kept ditching me at lunch in eighth grade. MY POOR EIGHTH GRADE FEELINGS WAH
6. Best feature: A SMILE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TIMES SQUARE
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah I’m just straight up in love with you

8. You’re my: snuggle bunny

9. Name in my phone: Ally
10. Should you post this too? Only if you want to.

alzabar:

Babbbby

skip-to-the-end:

The Colbert Report || December 4, 2012

We pull names out of a hat to see who gets to be the blood sacrifice this year.

alzabar:

I miss my Abby Laura and Amanda more then anythingggg.

I miss you too! I’m so glad (almost) all of you are coming to Comic Con. 

abbydextrous:

loubird7:

teababe27:

loubird7:

teababe27:

loubird7:

teababe27:

ffoxygrandpa:

you never really know someone until you play mario kart with them

Or Mario Party, in my case.

One of these days it will end in blood, I swear to God.

I’m surprised it hasn’t yet.

Just don’t give Abby’s stars to me again.

I didn’t mean to that one time. I meant to take them for myself.

AMANDA. THAT HELPS MATTERS EVEN LESS.

AMANDA. THAT IS LITERALLY NOT THE POINT AT ALL. IT MAKES IT WORSE!

teababe27:

abbydextrous:

People I’m obsessed with (9/10) teababe27 (with loubird7 & alzabar too!)

AWW I LOVE THIS PICTURE. I REMEMBER THIS DAY.

Best. Snow day. Ever.

I was just going through the bowels of my computer and found all these drawings I did in high school of people I knew. They actually saw these things. I gave some of these as gifts to them. HOW DO I STILL HAVE FRIENDS. OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY, YOU GUYS.

An EP cover for Alzabar’s band, Dive Bomb Griffin. Love you, Al! Hope you guys do great! 

Alzabar and Emboar are the coolest kids I know.