‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Ripped tights are super easy!
Make a little hole
And then stretch them to make it run!
It works best if you’re actually wearing them. Here’s a video.
Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste.
The American Natural History Museum perfectly illustrates my relationship with my responsibilities.