PSH! Basilisk fang will EFF YOU UP
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
I mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
Slytherins obviously do cocaine… DYING! Hmmm I wonder what drugs Ravenclaw and Gryffindor would be doing…
Ritalin and anabolic steroids respectively.
the Weasley house, in gingerbread!
are you shitting me this is the best thing ever
GINGERbread
My life is complete.
