So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.
This makes me absurdly happy
did they just made me happy about DUDLEY
I have thought about this before. I imagined Dudley breaking down and sending Harry a letter somehow or other. Like maybe he goes to all the local nature preserves and quietly talks to all the owls until one agrees to take his letter. And he tells Harry his small daughter made their TV only play old reruns of the Vicar of Dibley for a month and she somehow turned every plate of vegetables into a pudding. And so he’s sorry to ask, but he needs help. His wife is at her wit’s end. Please help.
ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?
#poor harry’s just like #I NEED AN ADULT. BUT NOT THIS ADULT. A DIFFERENT ADULT PLEASE.
It bothered me that there were no Squibs allowed in Hogwarts. Fine, I can get that Squibs would not be able to do any wand magic, and would not be able to fly a broomstick. They still apparently possess enough innate magic to see the school and other magically…
Happy birthday, Harry Potter!
To celebrate Harry’s birthday (and my undying love for the series), I made my own covers! I created patterns (Thanks for the inspiration Scandinavia!) using a significant object from each book. I used those in the movies as reference and digitally painted them. You can view the whole project here! :)
(It’s already July 31 here in the Philippines. Haha.)
ok. Harry Potter themed party. A bunch of tea cups that all look the same except one of them has the grim on the bottom. Fill them with tea so you can’t see the bottom. Play a really chill version of russian roulette.
I really love this. O_O Harry Potter inspired floating candles. These were made from paper towel rolls and battery LEDs. So insanely easy! The link has TONS and tons of ideas for an entire Harry Potter themed party, including menu ideas and lots of DIY decor. Definitely worth checking out. See it all here.
Harry Potter Decorations
The Marauder’s Map dress I told y’all I was making is finally done! I’m really happy with how it turned out.
This dress is sold, but I made a second one and it’s up for sale on my ebay: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291180410691?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Like way out in West Texas were there’s just nothing for hundreds of miles. Nothing but scrub and dry creek beds and maybe a bit of scraggly cedar here and there.
And all the muggles just think it’s a cattle ranch or some shit.
And the whole complex is set up like a series of ranch houses, low to the ground with all that mesquite wood and wrought iron.
And they study chupacabras and jackalopes and have dragon wrangling.
And they play Quodpot instead of quidditch, but a lot of the muggleborns still play football, because it’s god damn Texas.
And yes, a lot of them do wear cowboy boots, because you think NORMAL rattlesnake bites are bad? Hell no, you are not wearing sneakers or dress shoes outside, you will fall into a cactus and get yerself stung by something ungodly and unnamable.
And who the hell is going to wear a ROBE out there in the August 104 degree heat? No way. Jeans will do fine, we don’t gotta be fancy here.
And there’s that one professor with the coyote tattoo that you swear watches you even when she’s distracted.
And they have whole courses surrounding Apache magic native to the area using traditional ingredients for the Apache students.
And their house mascots are like, Armadillos and Scorpions and shit.
Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement.
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
if you ever feel dumb remember that harry tried to convince snape that his nickname is ‘roonil wazlib’