rabbits are such assholes sometimes, i swear to god.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
I’ve been told that at work too…. But mostly because its easier to steal.
HA. Bitches gonna have a real problem stealing my purse right now mostly because I don’t have one.
Tragedy struck today in Dublin when a black hole opened in the center of a rugby stadium during play. The rip in the fabric of space and time is believed to have been caused by an illegal “spear tackle” that compressed several hadrons in the first period.
9 players from Puddlemere United and 4 from the Falmouth Falcons were spaghettified and fell into the singularity, while one referee and one fan were crushed to the size of electrons as well. The black hole was plugged quickly by local firefighters applying the Victoria Givens Technique, but the repercussions are sure to be felt throughout the Rugby world for years to come.
Wanna take a ride in my Sin Wagon? ;)
Let it be known that Laura promised me swing dancing and poodle skirts.
You swing me right round baby right round