The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
One does not simply walk into the Magic Kingdom.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy
has this been done before or….
This is my favourite part of the whole movie.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
did you just call Smaug a slut
he’s a gold digger