Every generation gives us a little taste of absurdity, but I want MORE. I want all sense and convention thrown out the window. I want the kind of people who hate Klefki and Vanillish to abandon the series in disgust and only leave those with an appreciation for whimsy and a sense…
How many times has this Psyduck been KO’d so the one shiny in the horde could be caught
I’m guessing a lot
"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"
"Gross!" "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"
"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"
"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"
I WAS FUCKIN
AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE
GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK
like i know that everyone on tumblr has varying opinions and stuff and nobody agrees on anything but
you know whitney’s miltank in the goldenrod gym
fuck that miltank
EVERYONE EXCEPT MY OWN FUCKING MOTHER, APPARENTLY
Petition to make Pokemon Snap 2 with Viola as the protagonist:
With Professor Sycamore rating the pictures
Where’s the petition I will sign it with blood
all of Sycamore’s grades are written on pink sparkly post-its and say stuff like “you did a good job! very cute” and “so that’s what a snorlax’s back looks like”
Lost in the cracks of my house’s front porch over a decade ago and unearthed today by a construction project, this “Ancient Mew” card now fully looks the part. Now 22 years old, I am very pleased to have it returned to me, since I thought it lost forever all those years back.
I feel like Lawrence III at the end of the movie, picking this thing out of the rubble.
DUDE THAT’S AMAZING
I hatched a shiny Fennekin which I immediately evolved into a Braixen so I could name it Loki for two very good reasons.
1. It is a sly magician
2. It has a giant stuck up its ass
shiny Metapod is just a really big cheeto