this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
girl r u a calendar……………………. cos ur days are numbered
my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf
Learning the hard way.
That teacher rocks
My sediments exactly.
That wasn’t very gneiss.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
Splice made using Clefairy and Gengar.
YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CALL IT DOPPELGENGAR AND YOU DIDN T TA KE IT
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
"Oh honey if I get restless"
"Ma’am, you’re under anesthesia"
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in