They better stay clear of the lettuce
IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
i hate this
putin on the ritz
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
The level in the cup never rises.
The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.
I have seen forever.
THAT FUCKING GIF I CANT
A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée
I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.
You spelled ‘best’ wrong.
throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
look what you’ve done
i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take
Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.
You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you
You should be careful, it could get you in real Trouble.
yeah you could go to jail for Life
Or you’ll be Sorry.