Sweater Vests Are Cool

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UNDERSTAND

senticolis:

the next disney movie

senticolis:

the next disney movie

oreobytes:

ghostgirlninja1122:

alhenablack:

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [x]

You sarcastic little shit.

The puns are strong in this one

Omgg

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

pilgrimkitty:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

This made me laugh hard enough to cause an asthma attack.

pilgrimkitty:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

This made me laugh hard enough to cause an asthma attack.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

I would never come between my otp

unless it was a threesome

I have plans to market ectoplasm as an adhesive. I’m calling it


Boo Glue

punkrockluna:

This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

What do you call an insult from someone with three diplomas?

A third degree burn