Sweater Vests Are Cool

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

booksactually:

IT’S A PUNDERFUL LIFE
by Gemma Correll

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as loads of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UNDERSTAND

senticolis:

the next disney movie

senticolis:

the next disney movie

oreobytes:

ghostgirlninja1122:

alhenablack:

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [x]

You sarcastic little shit.

The puns are strong in this one

Omgg

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

pilgrimkitty:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

This made me laugh hard enough to cause an asthma attack.

pilgrimkitty:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

This made me laugh hard enough to cause an asthma attack.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

I would never come between my otp

unless it was a threesome

I have plans to market ectoplasm as an adhesive. I’m calling it


Boo Glue

punkrockluna:

This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad