There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
when will your history ever
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
i hope he bought that car for that pun
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
This is my kind of humor
And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et
so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies.
Oh my god
Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful.
except that fedoras were originally women’s fashion so little girls are taking back what is rightfully theirs
The fedora was first worn by actress Sarah Bernhardt in 1889 in the play Princess Fedora (Theodora)
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
If you like star wars puns, metaphors be with you.
Why? Because I can.