Sweater Vests Are Cool

death-limes:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

FRENCH KISS

tastefullyoffensive:

No more cheese puns, just leave it brie already. [penguinslide]

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

tastefullyoffensive:

She couldn’t bear the sight of it. [childofdust]

tastefullyoffensive:

She couldn’t bear the sight of it. [childofdust]

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

sealcat:

sealcat:

And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et 

so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

karadin:

isleofapplepies:

sugaredvenom:

sugoi-rudeboi:

vastderp:

i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies.

Oh my god

Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful.

except that fedoras were originally women’s fashion so little girls are taking back what is rightfully theirs

The fedora was first worn by actress Sarah Bernhardt in 1889 in the play Princess Fedora (Theodora)

karadin:

isleofapplepies:

sugaredvenom:

sugoi-rudeboi:

vastderp:

i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies.

Oh my god

Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful.

except that fedoras were originally women’s fashion so little girls are taking back what is rightfully theirs

The fedora was first worn by actress Sarah Bernhardt in 1889 in the play Princess Fedora (Theodora)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

lexiewantsseason3:

If you like star wars puns, metaphors be with you.

askvaudeville:

Why? Because I can.

askvaudeville:

Why? Because I can.

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

booksactually:

IT’S A PUNDERFUL LIFE
by Gemma Correll

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as loads of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.