Sweater Vests Are Cool
snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

bloglikeanegyptian:

when will your history ever 

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes are the best.

death-limes:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

FRENCH KISS

tastefullyoffensive:

No more cheese puns, just leave it brie already. [penguinslide]

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

tastefullyoffensive:

She couldn’t bear the sight of it. [childofdust]

tastefullyoffensive:

She couldn’t bear the sight of it. [childofdust]

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

sealcat:

sealcat:

And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et 

so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

karadin:

isleofapplepies:

sugaredvenom:

sugoi-rudeboi:

vastderp:

i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies.

Oh my god

Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful.

except that fedoras were originally women’s fashion so little girls are taking back what is rightfully theirs

The fedora was first worn by actress Sarah Bernhardt in 1889 in the play Princess Fedora (Theodora)

karadin:

isleofapplepies:

sugaredvenom:

sugoi-rudeboi:

vastderp:

i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies.

Oh my god

Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful.

except that fedoras were originally women’s fashion so little girls are taking back what is rightfully theirs

The fedora was first worn by actress Sarah Bernhardt in 1889 in the play Princess Fedora (Theodora)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

lexiewantsseason3:

If you like star wars puns, metaphors be with you.

askvaudeville:

Why? Because I can.

askvaudeville:

Why? Because I can.