Sweater Vests Are Cool

teababe27:

loubird7:

alex-d-araiza:

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

You should be careful, it could get you in real Trouble.

yeah you could go to jail for Life

Or you’ll be Sorry.

alex-d-araiza:

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

You should be careful, it could get you in real Trouble.

yeah you could go to jail for Life

revengeofthelostboys:

whiskysteaks:

Nanna nanna..

Genius.

revengeofthelostboys:

whiskysteaks:

Nanna nanna..

Genius.

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

sweettasteofbitter:

if you’re dutch and you don’t refer to your genitals as your nether lands then what are you doing with your life

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

glorious-stardust:

queer-remus:

sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech

Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love.

Doe they will surely go through many trials and tribulations in the years ahead—many high and low points; stag-nant periods, when their love seems fallow—I know, as someone who knows them best, that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut. 

When it’s all over, and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they’ll be telling each other the purest love story anyone has ever herd.

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

tinycoke:

Autobots