mosoli:

why do ppl say “no pun intended” when they could have said

punintentional

urbantampon:

i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

shippersona:

why was colin baker afraid of sylvester mccoy

because sylvester mccoy paul mcgann christopher eccleston

incenndio:

darkmiko:

I was so close to getting Jack Frost but instead I

I guess we can say you were cock blocked.

 

morningwine:

are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.

santaruby:

bitches-and-prose:

santaruby:

who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?

Deadpool

his favorite must be Green Lantern

it got better

samandriel:

wishingonalightningbolt:

kidswithhats:

If Anne hath a will, Anne hathaway

That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will.

I quit.

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this