why do ppl say “no pun intended” when they could have said
i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now
excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right
TO BEAR ARMS
who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
he ate too much pi
oh my god
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
You mean his aracnobatics?
You win best response.
why was colin baker afraid of sylvester mccoy
because sylvester mccoy paul mcgann christopher eccleston
I was so close to getting Jack Frost but instead I
I guess we can say you were cock blocked.
are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.
who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?
his favorite must be Green Lantern
it got better
If Anne hath a will, Anne hathaway
That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will.
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.