hey girl r u medusa because u make me rock hard
lmao only greeks 18+ will get this one
you must be icarus because that joke fell flat
The best part of this post is seeing people react to the “only greeks 18+” comment
the downside being???
i get really passionate about organ meats and i’m pretty sure that’s kind of weird
it takes guts to have an opinion on things most people find offal.
the de-liver-y of that pun is what’s offal
few people can stomach my puns. it’s really more of a gut reaction than anything. not everybody can haggis in this business.
sometimes the syntax can tripe you up tho
it takes a lung time to get good at puns
i believe you! it takes serious thymus and effort
this has gone on far too leng, ua know? i guess i have a tendon-cy to do that.
i doubt it was intestinal, but yeah, this spleen has gone on long enough
wouldve been better if we’d marrowed our focus a bit
rocky mountain oysters (testicles)
we’ll be here all week, tip yr waitress and try the veal
i’ve always wanted to have sex on a camping trip
i hear it’s really in tents
i’ve been informed that a more appropriate punch line would be “it’s fucking in tents” so can we just pretend i said that first
john williams did this on fucking purpose i know it
absolutely no one finds me as amusing as I do
seven days without a pun makes one weak
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.