literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UNDERSTAND
the next disney movie
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [x]
You sarcastic little shit.
The puns are strong in this one
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
This made me laugh hard enough to cause an asthma attack.
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people
This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.