Sweater Vests Are Cool

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

adaminspace:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s a moray.

adaminspace:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That’s a moray.

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

nue:

girl r u a calendar……………………. cos ur days are numbered

adaminspace:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

paintz:

idontunderstandthatrefference:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

detectivesandtimelords:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

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Learning the hard way.

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That teacher rocks

My sediments exactly.

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That wasn’t very gneiss.

rohanslady:

what

frenums:

(scattered laughter)

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.