i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
girl r u a calendar……………………. cos ur days are numbered
my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf
Learning the hard way.
That teacher rocks
My sediments exactly.
That wasn’t very gneiss.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies