Sweater Vests Are Cool
sauronthenecromancer:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

justasimplerachel:

ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
pew pew

i fucking hate this website

its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this

sauronthenecromancer:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

justasimplerachel:

ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because

pew pew

i fucking hate this website

its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this

misawy:

JUST MISTYPED PERFECT AS PEARFECT

AS I WAS TALKING ABOUT GETTING PERFECT PEARS

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

ollivander:

illianwelchg:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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i hate this

putin on the ritz

marguerite26:

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

but he can’t knot.

free-will-for-the-fallen:

riddle-my-hiddles:

forrest-faerie:

emir-dynamite:

The level in the cup never rises.
The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.
I have seen forever.

infiniTEA



THAT FUCKING GIF I CANT

free-will-for-the-fallen:

riddle-my-hiddles:

forrest-faerie:

emir-dynamite:

The level in the cup never rises.

The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.

I have seen forever.

infiniTEA

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THAT FUCKING GIF I CANT

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

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I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

vintagegal:

Vintage Valentines: Universal Horror Valentine stickers by Norman Saunders, 1966 (via)

kratoast:

billywilder:

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

punish them

stoned-levi:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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look what you’ve done