one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
What does glue have to do with this
i knew you’d get stuck there
Han Solo Cup. She gets her own post because she rules at everything. All other Han Solo cosplayers can go home.
This pun is for you, Dave
Quite possibly my favorite costume ever.
This woman wins all things.
This and Juan Solo were my two favorite pun-cosplays
♫Han Solo Cup
I’ll shoot you up
Let’s have a party!♫
^EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
STOP READING MY MIND, LOL. :)
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
i’m not sure if i have the best friend or the worst
why does this have 90 notes it’s not even that funny
bitch please people love my puns
that are totally not stolen from tumblr
the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
did you really just fucking
they just don’t want us showing off our guns
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
Eating clocks is really time consuming.
DO YOU EVER JUST STARE AT A PUN
AND YOU GLARE IT DOWN
YOU HUFF OUT ANGRILY AND YOUR FISTS TIGHTEN
AND THEN YOU REBLOG IT BECAUSE WOW IT WAS SO BAD BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE IT
You could say it’s punishing
YOU ADDED TO MY POST AND IT WAS A GOOD CONTRIBUTION
the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards