Sweater Vests Are Cool

isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

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I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

vintagegal:

Vintage Valentines: Universal Horror Valentine stickers by Norman Saunders, 1966 (via)

kratoast:

billywilder:

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

punish them

stoned-levi:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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look what you’ve done

teababe27:

loubird7:

alex-d-araiza:

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

You should be careful, it could get you in real Trouble.

yeah you could go to jail for Life

Or you’ll be Sorry.

alex-d-araiza:

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

You should be careful, it could get you in real Trouble.

yeah you could go to jail for Life

revengeofthelostboys:

whiskysteaks:

Nanna nanna..

Genius.

revengeofthelostboys:

whiskysteaks:

Nanna nanna..

Genius.

dontcallmebugs:

two-cent-gutterslut:

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take

Well, I know I’ll get away with it, detectives these days don’t have a Clue.

You certainly have a Monopoly on crime these days don’t you

sweettasteofbitter:

if you’re dutch and you don’t refer to your genitals as your nether lands then what are you doing with your life

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough