1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Was that a motherfucking pun
it’s not a good pun unless everyone in the room wants to kill u
"Sir, be aware we’re going to be experiencing turbearlance"
"oh that’s ok, I can bear it. This isn’t my fur-st time in the air."
"If you say so, Mr. President."
YES I AM RELEASING THIS THING ONTO THE WONDER TRADE.
will i’m going to laugh if this is your legacy
so i guess u could say the eighth doctor…….. got hurt
WAIT I JUST REALISED
HE SAYS ‘WILL IT HURT? ‘
THEY FUCKIN MADE THE PUN IN THE EPISODE ITSELF
where do cows like to rest?
actually if cows need to rest they just lay down in grass or straw.
I can’t fucking breath
you ain’t shit…lol
I can’t even…
Favorite Monkees Moments | s1e26 Monkee Chow Mein
HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT FEELING OF MAKING A PUN
my town’s grocery store was broken into last night and someone stole all the peanut butter except for the crunchy kind
the police think it’s the work of a smooth criminal
SHuT U P
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
he picked youI think you struck a chord with the lord
Don’t fret about it!
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).