Amazing Spider-Man (1999) #663
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT
spider-man & human torch #3.
Hundreds of people OK’d this.
i refuse to believe this was a real movie im like 97% sure i hallucinated this
Deadpool v3 #10
this film was a masterpiece
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”
DONALD GLOVER WOULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY GREAT SPIDERMAN and i’m sad it’s probably never going to happen
I like how Scott goes and chases Spidey at the end.
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
consensus: Ultimate Spider-Man is still really annoying, but I’m in favor of superheroes who hate each other being forced to hold hands for an entire episode.
OH MY GOD