is deadpool even a real comic
My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [x]
You sarcastic little shit.
The puns are strong in this one
Poor Spidey. Selfies are hard.
Amazing Spider-Man #650
Spidey vs flu
The amazing Spider-Man 2 - The price of being a hero (x)
Cataclysm: Ultimate Spider-Man #28
If you’re not familiar with Ultimate Marve, that’s Miles Morales as Spider-Man instead of Peter Parker. This is him without the costume:
Kinda puts that interaction in a different light.
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes
Spider-Man doesn’t actually make any money by being Spider-Man. Spider-Man pays his rent as a freelance photographer. Most of the photos he sells are pictures he takes of himself. Ergo Spider-Man is the God of selfies. Spider-Man is living the selfie dream.
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!