Can I deny you three times?
Laura received mail-order gentlemen today and I’m still laughing.
Apparently they came in a set of three, but of the three Spike’s is the only face that looks like the character (though Giles looks thoroughly disappointed, so points there).
They also came with a bunch of stakes that none of them can actually hold, save for the mysterious dainty disembodied hand that also came with them.
Dude. Not even the disembodied hand can hold these stakes.
I just wasted a shit ton of money because there is a motherfucking RANDY GILES ACTION FIGURE.
Randy Motherfucking Giles is my favorite Buffyverse character hands down.
“I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent? Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?”
“I remember doing those first five episodes and, it must have been episode three, and Joss (Whedon) almost physically pushing me up against a wall and saying, “I don’t care how popular you are; you are going to die, die, die.” James Marsters






