So I guess Billy Idol fashion critique is a thing I do now
I love him, really I do, but his biggest achievement, imo, was learning the physics and practical application of the common shirt. Clap it up for Billy Idol learning to use buttons!
Hiiii!
1. First impression: What a sweet, normal fifth grade girl sitting in the desk before me!
2. Truth is: I was so so wrong. You turned out to be like a million times nuttier than anticipated.
3. How old do you look: As old as you want to be.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Sometimes I wonder if you weren’t genetically engineered for that very purpose.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Yes….? But I can’t think of anything specific because it was all kinda dumb stuff.
6. Best feature: You have the face of an angel and a smile that could break a lesser man.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: That is such a dangerous question.
8. You’re my: booty call cupcake baking hot tamale mama
9. Name in my phone: Abby
10. Should you post this too? I don’t know, should you?
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1. First impression: Wait isn’t she that kid I’ve seen a couple times but never talked tocuzOH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T I GET ON THIS AMANDA TRAIN SOONER
2. Truth is: You’re all that and a cup of seltzer and some gummy snacks. <3
3. How old do you look: Like a delightful young lady.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: You’ve had a long career of making me laugh.
5. Have you ever made me mad: ??????I don’t remember???????????
6. Best feature: You’re super clever and you have the eyelashes mascara ads get boners over.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Smart AND beautiful? Thanks. I’ll take three.
8. You’re my: prom date.
9. Name in my phone: Amanda
10. Should you post this too? It’s your life it’s now or never you ain’t gonna live forever you just wanna post while you’re aliiiiiive
Hi
1. First impression: DUDE this chick plays soccer and everyone loves her and she is super cute she’s never gonna want to talk to a loser like me.
2. Truth is: Together, we are Mega-Losertron
3. How old do you look: Perfectly aged, like fancy cheese
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yep.
5. Have you ever made me mad: You kept ditching me at lunch in eighth grade. MY POOR EIGHTH GRADE FEELINGS WAH
6. Best feature: A SMILE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TIMES SQUARE
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah I’m just straight up in love with you
8. You’re my: snuggle bunny
9. Name in my phone: Ally
10. Should you post this too? Only if you want to.
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1. First impression: Aw shit that bitch looks mature as hell and I bet we have nothing in common.
2. Truth is: you’re pretty freaky deaky. ;)
3. How old do you look: 47
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes, I do enjoy a good chuckle over your misfortunes.
5. Have you ever made me mad: EVERY TIME I NEED TO PEE BUT YOU’RE IN THE GODDAMN BATHROOM
6. Best feature: Your butt and your hair
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I think you know the answer to that. ;)
8. You’re my: hostage (can you feel the Stockholm Syndrome setting in yet)
9. Name in my phone: Erica
10. Should you post this too? Yes. Do what I tell you.
Hiii!
1. First impression: What secrets does that hair hold?
2. Truth is: after all these years we haven’t even begun to truly explore the mysterious depths of your scalp, much like the majority of Earth’s oceans.
3. How old do you look: like maybe 12 or something I don’t know
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Damn straight.
5. Have you ever made me mad: No.
6. Best feature: Your poise and grace.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No, you’re too kawaii desu ne for me.
8. You’re my: Jesus to my Holy Spirit.
9. Name in my phone: Shane
10. Should you post this too? Take control of your destiny. Make your own decisions.
Hi~
1. First impression: She’s probably too cool to talk to me.
2. Truth is: You’re still too cool to talk to me.
3. How old do you look: Mid 20s
4. Have you ever made me laugh: GIRL You make me titter like a school girl.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope.
6. Best feature: Your taste in footwear is out of this world.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I could not bear coming between you and your Lady Love.
8. You’re my: competition and I may have to kill you it’s nothing personal just business.
9. Name in my phone: Ashley
10. Should you post this too? Whatever, it’s your life.
Hi, bitch.
Sup, skank.
1. First impression: Cafeteria. My sophomore year of high school. Obnoxious dork who is not as funny as he thinks.
2. Truth is: I was completely right. But after the post high school upgrades, you’re one of my closest friends and I’m proud to know someone as high quality as you.
3. How old do you look: Mid 20s
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I’m laughing at your stupid face right now.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Too many times to count. The first one that comes to mind was during your Dark Age when you tried to look down my shirt and I punched you in the teeth. Good times. If we had a highlight reel that had better be on it.
6. Best feature: You are a smarmy bastard who infects people with cheer like some horrible positive thinking disease.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
EW
That is like knowingly playing Seven Minutes of Heaven with your siblings.
8. You’re my: brother from another mother and father and grandparents and uncles and aunts and cousins…
9. Name in my phone: Teets
10. Should you post this too? You’re the one who got me into this fucking mess. I hope you’re happy.
1, 8, 18, 30!
1. Books or movies- 
8. Favorite characters- Already answered that one
18. Have you ever dressed as one of the characters- Technically no. I made Arwen’s red dress to wear for my sweet sixteen though.
30. Do you own any LotR merchandise-
No of course not
Don’t be dumb
I’m not some kind of nerd
I have a life
8, 17, 27, 28, 40
8. Favorite character- Gimli, Pippin, and Gandalf (I am physically incapable of choosing one over the others)
17. Least favorite character- DENETHOR OH MY GOD WHATTADICK
27. Weapon of choice - Bow because I am not qualified for long sword usage.
28. Do you think you would volunteer to destroy the ring- 
40. Which characters would you like to be your parents - Legolas and Gimli.
I got tagged and I’m bored
I was tagged by:
Teetsmeister
Rule 1: Post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!
Rule 5: I’m going to ignore most of these rules because I’m a bad person and I’m okay with that because I accept myself for who I am
Teetsmeister’s questions:
1. How many Tumbr pages do you run, and what are they all about?
I run four tumblrs.
loubird7 - it’s a place to put stuff I like and it has a stupid number of followers that are dog blogs.
Scribblemylife - it’s about the shit I draw that isn’t good enough for my portfolio.
laurabirdsall- it’s about art stuff I’m actually proud of and hope will one day secure me a job.
askmamaloki- it’s about Loki running a parenting blog because shut up it’s funny.
2. How do you feel about the labels like “Nerd” or “Geek” and why?
I guess I consider them more for other people’s benefit. Like labeling pickle jars so you don’t pick up sweet gherkins when what you really wanted was dill. I mean if someone hates Star Wars it would be awfully convenient for them if I was properly labelled as “Star Wars nerd” so they don’t start up a conversation only to realize they want me dead.
3. Who is your favorite Youtube personality?
I don’t know. Many youtube personalities annoy me. We’ll just go with the VlogBrothers.
4. What is your guiltiest pleasure?
I try not to feel guilty about the things that make me happy. Writing unintentionally bad poetry I guess. I don’t know, I don’t feel as much guilt about it as I used to. Does it still count?
5. What is an issue you feel strongly about that, in general, doesn’t really matter?
Well if I feel strongly about it, then it clearly matters (to me at least). So fuck off. Don’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad.
6. What do you spend the most money on?
Do I look like a fucking accountant? I don’t track that kind of shit.
I probably should. I’ll get on that.
7. What is your biggest nerd regret?
Watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “The Body” during finals. Like I wasn’t emotionally compromised enough as it was. Good going.
8. What is your favorite word?
It used to be ululate. Then I used it unironically in like six shitty poems in high school and decided “Hey, maybe this isn’t my favorite word anymore”. I dunno, man.
9. What is your biggest nerd pet peeve?
Fandom. Like the modern tumblr concept of it. It’s like a high school relationship. I mean, it all starts out nice and honeymoon-like and then it just devolves into this immature and obnoxious mess that makes you regret every decision you’ve made up until this point. Even if you do break up with it and go back to being a fan on your own, the fandom will always be there. There’s no escape. Not truly.
10. What food are you currently craving?
Ziti in marinara sauce with enough garlic to put Dracula in a coma and a veritable blizzard of parmesan cheese.
11. What fictional character do you most connect with?
I don’t have just one. It’s more like a cocktail of a whole bunch of them.
I’m like Liz Lemon with some Loki, Spike, Donna Noble, and Pippin mixed in and a subtle hint of Sayaka Miki. Also, there’s a lot of sugar so this mixed drink is probably on par with the Long Island Iced tea. If it’s possible to be in a sugar coma and an alcohol induced coma at the same time this would be the drink to do it.
Loubird7’s Questions
1. If you got into a bar fight with a communist bear, what fictional character would you not want to have your back?
2. If you had to arrange the assassination of a past U.S. President to preserve the current time stream, which one would it be?
3. If you got turned into a vampire, what celebrity radio personality would you select to be your first victim?
4. What’s the best kind of cheese? Not your favorite. THE BEST.
5. Watch this video. Your thoughts?
6. If you could create your own computer virus what would it do and what would you call it?
7. If you were the woman in a heterosexual relationship and science found a way to allow men to carry and birth babies, would you have your significant other birth your babies or would you do it for the bragging rights? In this hyothetical situation, yes you do want children so you won’t be using that loophole you sneaky fucker.
8. If you ascended to godhood, what would you be god of (i.e. god of screaming toddlers on air planes, goddess of the patron saint of the racially insensitive)?
9. Would you please give me a summary of Arthur Miller’s “Death of a Salesman” without looking it up?
10. Is there a right way to eat oreos? (hint: yes)
11. If you could rewrite the last season of any tv show of your choosing, what would you do?
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